A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
it glows. i had to have it.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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