We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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