sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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