There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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