Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I'm passing your future prison.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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