never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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