i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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