Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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