Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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