would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
