For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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