porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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