let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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