Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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