Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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