My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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