So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
This toilet bowl is my home.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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