I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Randomize
