If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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