Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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