they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
