Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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