Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Me too!
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
