I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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