i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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