We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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