The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
please don't ironically join a cult
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