when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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