ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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