Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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