check it out our google latitudes are spooning
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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