it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
