I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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