i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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