Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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