Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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