If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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