just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
there is glitter all over my balls
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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