"it" just moved
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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