isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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