im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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