We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Randomize
