I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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