Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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