On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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