We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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