worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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