don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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