Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I have so many feelings about this burrito
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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