sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
id be glad to
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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